Goes something like this:
Eight years ago, I drew a portrait of Gwyneth Paltrow. And she made me smile; for the first time in my artistic “career,” I felt something… beyond mere satisfaction of a job well done. Perhaps that certain something that makes us artist types the wild-eyed and crazed group that we are; yet for me, that something avoided me for thirty-odd years, until I found it in the eyes of a certain blonde…
And love makes one crazy, don’t be fooled; plus being artist-crazy; and love needs expression. Times I’d like to express myself to the Big Apple and challenge ol’ Chris to a duel to the death… kidding… ok, I hope I’m kidding. But I did find myself at the edge of seeing the final option as the only option. Let me restate. Love needs expression.
Told myself I was going to sing of my love of Gwyneth Paltrow on youtube; to the world. With industrial metal.
Yeah, tell myself all kinds of stuff. Rarely ever listen. But like this website that isn’t; after five years. So… the other day, my ISP sends me a disconnect notice. I was just too lazy to go to the mall and pay ‘em some scratch. Was going to last week; and my internet didn’t even work. Been meaning to switch; can get faster for cheaper, but; lazy, you know? Anyhoo, they were suppose to cancel my action yesterday; obviously… and I did some last-minute surfing. Ended up screwing around with this program called Ableton Live; remembered how I was going to sing a song…
And the moral of the story is…
Ain’t got no food. Not a thing to drink in the house. The only thing I know about music or musical instruments is… cat in heat ain’t got nothing on me. And sing? Yeah… that’s what synthesizers are for. Therefore. the logical decision would be to go blow two bills on this thing called Axiom 25; I can eat when I’m dead! Wait a minute…
Give me a couple a’ weeks, I’ll tell you how it went. With industrial metal.